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Waffle House Fight Club Shirt by Athena C. Monson / Front and Back Print

Price range: $28.00 through $30.00

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Waffle House is a mystical place.
It may be a restaurant, but its appeal is not the food. The appeal is chaos. The appeal is fighting. The appeal is this little pocket of reality that one can truly live in, instead of just following a boring watered down life.
Those thoughts of why Waffle House is such a mystical place is exactly how the Waffle House Fight Club got started. Part of Waffle House’s appeal may be fighting, but those fights are unscheduled. That leans into the chaotic feel of the common Waffle House, but not everyone has time to go to the location over and over in hopes of seeing one.
So some common Waffle House goers, Waffle House entrepreneurs, had a bright idea: schedule the fights. However, the idea initially flopped. Scheduled fights get rid of the chaos; the preparation time makes it basically just professional boxing. And that is a slippery slope.
The Waffle House Fight Club leaders could easily start adding rules and further destroy the spirit of Waffle House. But luckily, starting a fight is easy. Especially at Waffle House. So scheduled fighwts could still occur, allowing viewers to seek them out, without destroying everything Waffle House is known for. And Waffle House Fight Club leaders, especially after their initial idea flopped, took full advantage of that.
And that was how the Waffle House Fight Club as we know it was started. Fliers for fight times passed around by regular Waffle House goers. Specific named fighters known for their dirty tricks. Unprepared opponents. The Waffle House spirit.

by Athena C. Monson. For more go to http://thediagram.com/blackwolfstories.html.

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This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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