UNHELPFUL INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR BUSINESS CASUAL ETIQUETTE
In the places where I remember misbehaving
had sex under a tree during a thunderstorm.
already. The section "other information"
for the story. This appears on the reverse
I am glad that no future employer has ever flipped
so I’m not even being subtle about it. When asked
I only ever steal things that aren’t for sale:
for Camel cigarettes and wine on sale at
The best part is I never lose. The worst part
This is from a series of unhelpful instruction manuals which most often deal with paradox, as their titles suggest. This one looks most specifically at the desire to be a part of everything all at once while also desiring nothing more than to be absolutely alone. This extroverted introvert complex applies most aggressively to the desire to have a life of stories that involve fucking shit up. It's fun to have those stories. It's also hard to be that person always.