ToC

 

APHORISMS, OR LUNCHTIME SPECIAL

Catherine Theis

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I'm yours now.
A drum, a rock, a sock—
something easily thrown.

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Deceived into comfortable
ways of being,
mango shaving crème.

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Have you ever chewed
on a piece of cane sugar?

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The voice-over narration perfect.
Two seconds of discernable
silence before the destruction.

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Women in their 30s.
Concentrated, masked,
knowing what they want.

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Your voice gets lost
in the glass shower door.
I prefer seeing you naked, anyway.

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Announcement—dinner in one hour!
Lunch, one long champagne in bed.
Nothing is big enough.

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Eating my way through.
Notes on the Notes,
black lace underwear.

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The aphorist as aristocrat.
Tumbleweed boss.

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Women in their 30s.
Sheriffs in lawless towns.

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Diary as the first and only story.

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I've written ten checks today.
I'm in charge obviously.

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When you forget to water
your bamboo, will your good
luck run out?

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The serious student usually believes in hope.

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The successful scholar waters bamboo.

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Men who spit on the street
are like the unpaved street.

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A single palm, a giant wish.

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Summer, an assignment in noise.

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The quietest hot tub.
The loudest hot tub.
Who actually admits to hot tub?

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An Armenian tea,
the after-dinner mint.

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The scholar works in the library.
The writer works by the pool.
The scholar-writer sits in the trees,
surveying the ocean.

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The phone rings and rings.
I don't answer.
She doesn't ever speak.

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Drinking pots and pots of coffee.
The day never seems to start.

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I checked the newspaper
for your name.
 
Sorry, I got distracted
by another bad review.

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The sabbatical never ends.

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A cathedral,
a church in a white-collared shirt.

 

 

 


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On the hunt for wisdom, I tried casting spells with my own hand. This is what happened: I looked into the sun, and my hand warmed.