In the poetry section
of the big-box bookstore
on the asphalt riverine system
of the Northern Indiana
autoshed, someone's abandoned
three books on the
'B' shelf: after Baraka,
Blake, Byron, we have
Sex for Dummies by Dr. Ruth;
The Sex-Starved Marriage; followed,
of course, by 35,000 Baby Names. Evidence
of yet another Puritan crash site
littering the American
landscape. [Critical theory
would argue that none of
these books is out of place—
or that they all are.]
I'd like to think these books were left
in the poetry section when the shopper
discovered the answer to her dilemma
in Shelley. She'd spent an hour
making her selections: "hmm, I'm pregnant,
but I don't know how—
and my husband and I hate sex..."
But then she paused for a moment in
Poetry. Fate is rough trade: the orange
Penguin Byron catches her eye and
she never looks back. Sex with dummies
has never been better and seven months
later, somewhere in Missolonghi,
a Childe Harold is born.
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The origin of this poem is self-evident. Human browsing behavior in anonymous big-box stores is an anthropologist's dream. Bookstore employees could tell you tales, but such people are, alas, a vanishing tribe. |