Hampshire they call me Gumby or Chigger.
the words Live Free or Die
and secret military aide to the leftists.
Everybody laughed when I asked the regime
smiles and says, "All signs point to yes." In New Hampshire
cooling in all its mystery, I'm able to describe
Last summer my friend Mike Theune and I were walking down Willy St. in Madison. We stopped in front of a pub to admire some hot peppers growing in a window box. We were only looking when a bouncer stepped outside and said, "I wouldn't touch those if I were you, they belong to Tiny." Tiny, of course, being someone in the pub, the owner perhaps. The rest of the afternoon we had a good time imagining who Tiny was, and how he came to his nickname. Thus, the Nickname Poem idea was born.