ONE MORE EXPERT SPEAKS TO A JURY
"Water is two hydrogens, one oxygen. Peroxide is two hydrogens, two oxygens. Decomposition of hydrogen peroxide releases heat and oxygen. Proper venting prevents explosion."
Without Juror Five, this would be easy money. Forget
the lawyers, forget the judge. And that box of people might as well be
just body sensations--fat, muscle, breasts, and thighs. In truth they're
only sloppy brains. Idiots thinking themselves big for doing their civic
"No, hydrogen peroxide is not considered an explosive. However, when mixed with small amounts of catalysts, an explosive pressure rupture of the containing vessel can occur if the vessel is not properly vented."
Juror Five must know what venting is. She can't have
been doing the corporate wife thing all these years and not know about
venting. Her husband's gotta take his business trips and you know that's
his pressure valve. I'd bet that son-of-a-bitch requires vents every few
weeks. Probably doesn't even bother making lame excuses as to why he's
gone away from her all the time.
"Materials containing catalysts are silver, lead, copper, chromium, mercury, and iron oxide."
Wonder what her catalyst is?
"Yes, another word for iron oxide is rust."
That got a smile. She knows what's coming. She is listening!
And I doubt her shit husband's noticed that smile in years.
"Most municipal and industrial applications call for 35% or 50% concentrations. That's half water, half peroxide."
Juror Five frowns. She thinks she doesn't need my simplified
explanation. My gut says she looks down on the civil servants and unemployed
fools she's been sitting with for the last three weeks. But she's wrong
about simplified explanations. If you get caught even once everyone will
ignore your simplified explanations. Your kids won't respect you even
ten years after they leave home. They'll always know what you did. And
they never blame the mother who was there for them. Even if she started
"The rate of decomposition increases approximately 2.2 times for each 10 degrees C rise in temperature in the range from 20 degrees C to 100 degrees C."
Juror Five frowns. Yeah, hon, that's a bullshit statement. But you're doubting yourself now, thinking maybe I said something you can't grasp. Well here's the truth: No matter how hard you try, it won't ever make sense. Even the judge knows that.
"My apology, I was digressing."
Juror Five! Look at me! Look. Please.
"Yes, in my expert opinion, if the containing vessel had not been properly maintained, rust could have formed inside. When hydrogen peroxide was added to the container, the iron oxide--rust--could have been the catalyst for an explosive buildup."
Proper venting, my dear. You gotta have proper venting.
"Without proper venting there will always be an explosion."
I don't know how someone can bill themselves as "America's leading expert witness," but [this guy] does. Where else but in American can you make a career out of being an expert witness?